Showing posts with label Paul Rosenberg. Show all posts
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

XXL 2013

Eminem Manager Paul Rosenberg On The Evolution Of Slim Shady
Eminem’s highly-anticipated eighth studio album, the Marshall Mathers LP 2, officially dropped yesterday, and Billboard is already projecting it to be his seventh straight No. 1 album and the second-highest debuting record of the year. But there have been a number of elements in the buildup to this release that have made MMLP2—the followup to 2010′s Recovery—a much different Eminem product than what fans have seen in the past.
Much of that can be attributed to the work of longtime Em manager Paul Rosenberg, who has helped guide Marshall’s career since 1999′s Slim Shady LP announced his arrival on a major scale. His followup to that, 2000′s original Marshall Mathers LP, was a massive, diamond-selling statement, which saw Em pushing back against the critics, his mother, fame and his family life, all in one dazzling explosion of emotion, raw rapping and songwriting brilliance. So when Em announced this new record would be the second in the Marshall Mathers lineage, it opened it up to direct comparisons lyrically, thematically and, in a radically different music industry, promotionally. XXL spoke to Paul Rosenberg last week about MMLP2, the marketing rollout that saw Em do spots on Saturday Night College Football and with Call Of Duty, and how the character of Slim Shady has changed over the past 13 years. —Dan Rys (@danrys)
XXL: When did you guys get started working on the album?
Paul Rosenberg: Well, Em is always recording whenever he gets the chance; that’s sort of what he does on a day-to-day basis when he’s not out doing shows or whatever the case may be, he’s in the studio. It’s kind of a continual process, but I would say he really became serious about focusing on it and figuring out when he might want to put it out sometime around early March, 2012.

When he first started did he know he wanted to make it the second Marshall Mathers LP?
No, I don’t think so. I think it’s something that came into focus earlier in the process than it usually does—meaning the title—but I don’t think he started off before he recorded anything saying, “This is what I’m gonna call the album.” I think it’s a concept that came out of the work he was doing.

How was it different than any of the other albums that he’s put out?How was it different?  Well, it’s the first time he’s ever done an album that’s a continuation of another album, so it’s different in that sense. I think it’s the first time he reached back and decided to revisit some of the themes that he had explored in some earlier records and give them a continuation. When he talks about the album he doesn’t talk about it as a sequel, he talks about it as a revisitation.

It seems like some of the emotions are flipped—well, not necessarily flipped, but different…
Well, you know what it is? It’s not that the emotions are different at all, it’s that you’re dealing with a person almost 15 years later and their perspective on some of the same themes. And obviously that’s gonna change for anybody, but specifically for him, who has been through so much in that 15 years, that you’re looking at things differently. So I think what we’re getting to hear is a guy who has had 15 years of life experience as an adult since he’s recorded these records when he was 25, 26, 27 years old. And it’s a very different perspective.

It’s fascinating, too, looking at the two albums side-by-side. His delivery is more mature, but there’s still a lot of—I don’t want to say anger—but the raw emotion that he’s so well-known for.
Yeah, I think that’s definitely the thread that connects the two projects. And you’re always gonna get that from Marshall, he wears his heart on his sleeve when he raps, and you’re always gonna feel what he’s going through and talking about. I think that’s one of the things that makes people connect to him so much, is that they feel something when they connect to his music, and they can relate to his emotions, even though it may not be the exact circumstances you’re going through, you can always relate to [it].

Was there any pressure coming off such another massive album with Recovery and then the inevitable comparisons that were going to come with making this a part two? Was there any special pressure?
Yeah, there’s always pressure; he’s achieved a level where the expectations are always going to be high. So yes, there’s pressure from those expectations, but we just try to do our best to make the right record for him at that time and what he’s doing creatively, and support that vision. My job, really, is to support that vision and figure out the best way to market and promote it.

He talks a lot on the album about the difference between him and Slim Shady. What’s the biggest difference you see between Slim Shady on this album versus the first Marshall Mathers album?
The difference between Slim Shady on those records? That’s an interesting question. [Laughs] I think back then, Slim Shady was connected to a younger guy who didn’t have the same perspective, going back to what I said before. And now it’s connected to a person who is older. So I don’t know if he definitely has more of a moral compass, so to speak, as a character, but I think Slim Shady thinks a little more now, as a character.

How did you guys get Rick Rubin involved?
It started off with Rick wanting to produce tracks with him. I had had several conversations with Rick over the course of the past few years—I had met him through some mutual friends—obviously, we’ve been a longtime fan of him and his career and what he’s done. After talking to him and learning how interested he was in potentially working with Em, it was just about finding the right time and the right project. So one of the things that I keep pointing out to people is that prior to Recovery, Em didn’t really work with a whole lot of producers. He worked with Dre, and he produced his own stuff himself and his small crew of people that he worked with, and that was it. So moving forward with Recovery, for whatever reason he opened the door up a little more and realized that he enjoyed the experience of working with more people and keeping it a little more open. So it was really about timing, and the timing worked out because he had just opened up to that concept. So the difference from working with Rick and a lot of other producers who may just send tracks is that they went into the studio together and created the stuff that they had made from complete scratch. There was no pre-existing beats, there was no pre-existing anything, there was just a couple of guys going through break beats and seeing what moves the needle for them.

And it’s crazy hearing some of the songs that have come out, the way they put it together. Some songs have four, five, six different parts to them, and that’s wild.
Yeah it is. Part of that is the stuff they sampled. The Joe Walsh record, “Life’s Been Good,” [on the Eminem track "So Far"] has all those different parts in it naturally. But then the thing I think is so awesome about “Berzerk,” it really sounds like something that could have been pulled from the License To Ill sessions from The Beastie Boys, especially with the way that the beat changes and these sort of random breakdowns and variations in the beat. It reminds you of something like “Hold It Now, Hit It” or “Slow And Low” or something like that.

How did you pull together the marketing rollout? You guys had the Call Of Duty placement, and then the College Football appearance—were you trying to get the biggest possible platform with those?
It’s not really about being on the biggest scale possible ever. It’s about doing things that make a lot of sense and that have some sort of connection to Eminem and his fans. So when we look at what the possible partners might be and the ways to creatively—or as they call it, strategically—market the album, we look at things like Beats, because there’s a natural relationship obviously with Eminem and Beats, being that it’s Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine’s brand, and they’re the guys that put him in the game. [Based on] the obviously long-standing relationship that they have, nobody’s gonna look at that and say, “Oh, that’s weird.” And then similarly, with Call Of Duty, not only have we done stuff with Activision in the past with the DJ Hero game we did with them through licensing music and being involved with previous Call Of Duty games. But when they do research for their fanbase—and trust me, they do a lot of it—they continually get feedback that Eminem is one of the most popular, if not the most popular artist for their fans. So when we can connect to that fanbase through something that they love with a game like that, it makes total sense as well. But then also, those are bigger-scale—and obviously with Call Of Duty being the biggest entertainment property in the world that’s a big benefit, and of course we look at that—but also, it just has to fit. So we had this song “Survival,” which is just a natural fit for a game like that, so that makes sense, too.
And then it’s not just about being big, because we’ve done stuff with things that have been on a smaller scale. But when we talked about ways to do things differently… And that was the outset from the beginning; okay, we know how to market and promote a record, obviously, but how can we do it differently?

Do you remember how you’d worked the original MMLP?
I mean, it was very traditional; I don’t even remember us having a marketing partner for that album. Back then, that was kind of less common, frankly. And because the industry was twice the size it is now, there was more money. And when there’s more money, you don’t have to necessarily look for more ways to be more creative. And I’m not saying that Eminem albums don’t generate a lot of money, I’m saying that the extra dollars to just throw around don’t exist as much as they used to.

How else has the music business changed for you in the past 15 or so years? Is that mainly it—you have to get more creative?
Well, you know, I look at it like this—there’s two separate things, there’s the music business and then there’s the record business. The music business is doing fantastic; the record business is having problems and we all know why, and it’s half of what it was 10 years ago, maybe even less. So when we approached things in terms of selling a record, yes, we have to look at things differently and have to be more creative sometimes, ’cause we can’t do all the stuff that we used to do, and we can’t take the things for granted that we used to be able to.

It’s incredible—Recovery still went platinum in two weeks. Em still moves records like that.
Yeah, on a very consistent basis. He’s got an amazing fanbase that really connects with him, and I think that the interesting thing about him is that he doesn’t just have this sort of static fanbase, but he’s still continuing to grow new fans. He’s an artist that has kids that like him that are 12 years old and adults that like him that are 40 years old. So it’s really broad.

 Paul Rosenberg, Eminem's manager in an interview to XXL-- Photo Credit: XXL website

Sunday, December 29, 2013

NME 2000


The following is the entire INTERVIEW transcript from Eminem's interview
with www.nme.com (New Musical Express magazine), for their April 18th
issue. NME is London-based. 




Yup, no need to worry about Eminem going 'soft', he's as angry and f_cked up
as ever ... threatening to rape NME, railing against boy/girl bands and, oh
yeah, he's got one or two things to say about "f_ggots", too.


Slim: 'They're gonna get me on a stage and dress me up like a f_ckin'
chicken! What the f_ckin' Backstreet Boys is f_ckin' AWN in here!?'

Slim Shady has entered the building with a pterodacty-sized bee in his
lovely blond bonnet, not so much walking as detonating towards the stage of
a theatre in the back of a New York college. That college is called The
John Jay College for Criminal Justice. Right from the start, it was going
to be one of those days. Marshall Mathers/Eminem/Slim Shady, the
tri-headed, virtuoso Concept MC, is many things to many people; The Great
White Hope of Hip-Hop, the voice of The Real America, shock-pop-sicko Menace
To Society, pornographic hate-all sexist homophobe would be Patrick Bateman
of rap, uber-cute hip-hop dreamboat du jour, punk, cartoon, comedian,
genius. D_ckhead and the greatest pop star on Earth in a world awash with
say-nowt professionalism in a universe built on the bollocks of bland. He's
arrived in a silvery track-suit ensemble, blond barnet hidden under a
backwards baseball cap, his entire 'personnel' (security, officials, chums)
as befits a multi-million-selling US rap sensation. And, right from the
start, you realise he's a bit of a one our 'Emily'. He's either deathly
sullen, saying nothing at all, or he's shouting his head off, having the
time of his life. He's a fairly small (5ft 9ins), dough-skinned man of 26
years with astonshingly bright, light, cool blue eyes-of-the-perverse. His
infamy precedes him, or rather the infamy of his alter ego, the gun-toting,
bitch rapin', girlfriend murderin', drug-munchin' living embodiment of bad
attitude that is Slim Shady.


Starved for years now of a bona fide cartoon anti-hero rock 'n' roll
superstar, the Eminem phenomenon is open season on willfully
offensive/illegal conceptual high-jinks and the media haven't had this much
fun since the Beastie Boys, the Happy Mondays and Liam Gallagher in their
inaugural Madferit Years. Unfortunately, then, Eminem has turned into
Marshall Mathers. The follow-up to '99's frothingly debated 'The Slim Shady
LP' is called 'The Marshall Mathers LP', but no one taken any notice. They
believe he is Slim Shady but they're wrong.


In 2000 Slim's public appearances appear to be confined to the grand
entrance and playing to the gallery, lewd-lipped court jester to his
charming and mirthsome chums, MCs Proof and Champ, and, right now, is where
we're 'at'.


We're filming a little for the NME website, www.nme.com, some easy,
generic questions, and Slim finds this mighty hilarious. He's perched
guffawing, on the college theatre's scarlet-red imperial couch affair
shouting his head off.


'Why do I have to answer stoopid f_ckin' questions,' he blares, 'why can't
anyone be angry any more!?! (Begins an overview of every single interview
he's ever known) Which Spice Girl do I wanna impregnate!? What's it like
working with Dr Dre?! How big is my D_CK!?! Eleven and a half
centimetres.'


MC Proof: '(giggling) What's it like being a white rapper?'


Slim: '(To NME's notebook) That's a question on there, ain't it!?!
Yes it's the first one

MC Proof: (genuinely appalled) 'Are you serious?'


No, hur hur ' Right come on then, and remember I'm not in this OK?

Slim: 'You will be. I will pull you in.'

Which song of, of all the songs in the world, describes you best? And why?


Slim: 'What the f_ck is this? Trivia? (Begins feeling up the couch,
sings) 'I'm too sexy for this chair.' I don't know which f_cking song
describes me the best! "I just don't give a f_ck", my song, describes me
the best, 'cos it's about me and it's basically talking about people like
you.'


What's the worse trouble you've been in?


Slim: 'The worst trouble I've been in, besides from my VD, Herpes,
syphillis, AIDS'..Why am I telling this? (Grins) Why do you people deserve
to know this about me? I dunno if that was bad, or when I raped six 12-year
old girls. Those are the top two things I've been in trouble for. I got
away with all of 'em. I'm here! Right now. About to rape you. Take a look
at this lady. Would I rape her? Would I rape this innocent'.OK, I would
rape you. Y'want me to rape you right now? We can get that. How about,
f_ck the boring questions! Let's get raping you."


What would you do if you were invisible for a day?


Slim: 'I'd jack off in front of everybody. This is like grade school
questions. What if red was blue.'

How do you react when you see a nun?


Slim: 'When I see what?'


A nun.


Slim: (Immediately, at 850 decibels) 'YAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! (NME hits the
ceiling and lands back on the ground, Em's friend guffaw like madmen) 
That's how I react when I see a nun. Next!'


Which song would you have played at your funeral?


'A Backstreet Boys song. Are we done? OK! My name is Marshall Mathers and
I'm signing out, I hope you're watching this at home, fuckin murdering
people right now as you watch.'


Thank you for sharing that with the class Marshall (I'm off, etc).


Five hours previously. We're in Eminem's management offices in mid-town New
York City, a three-roomed space he shares with Cypress Hill and Kid Rock,
multi-million selling platinum discs and posters everywhere, to hear five
tracks from the forthcoming 'The Marshall Mathers LP'. It's astounding, for
reasons you do not expect.


Track one, "Marshall Mathers"; a gloomy, slow-beat diatribe against the
boy-girl band phenomenon, how they're all 'f_ggots', including a wiggly
poodle-rawk solo geetar 'work out' from 1986.
Track two, "Stan"; a slow watery affair featuring a selection of digs via
letters (Dear Slim) at his obsessive fans who 'need counselling'.


Track three, "Criminal" A grave diatribe against the population of the
planet who took him literally and believe he is a criminal ... I'm a
CRIMINAL, he barks, then robs a bank and shoots the female worker dead.


Track four, "B_tch Please 2"; something slightly funky featuring many guest
vocalists which informs us he's 'a criminal making money off the worlds
misery' (a direct quote from an anti-Eminem Billboard magazine editorial)
and jibes 'using the f_g word so freely? Suck my f_ckin d_ck, f_ggots, you
happy now?'


Track five, "The Real Slim Shady"; an upbeat nursery rhyme which goes, 'I'm
Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real slim shady, all those other Slim Shadys are
just imitatin'' mewls, 'you act like you never seen a white person before!'
(squeaky girl's voice: 'yeah, but he's cute, tho'!') before booting in the
boy/girl band phenomenon once again.


It's dark, wearily self-conscious and, for the most part, mirth-free. Gone
is the hilarity, the unique and inspirational MC wordplays, the send-up of
the violent, amoral, 'white-trash' America which created him, the point of
Eminem/Slim Shady in the first place. It's replaced by straightforward
speeches against teen celebrities, the media, at those who didn't 'get' him
... NME is crushed, nothing whatsoever makes sense, and so slopes off to a
deli where they're blaring out Robbie Williams' "Angels" and contemplates
The End Of Music.


'What the fuckin' Backstreet Boys, N Sync, Britney Spears is fuckin' goin
AWN in here?'

Slim Shady has entered the building which houses his management office and
systematically booted over three office chairs in succession, flinging them
into the middle of the floor. And now everything goes really wrong. This
morning, Paul Rosenberg, Eminem's manager, the Hip-Hop Lawyer, a very big
man with very intense eyes, the same manager as that of Cypress Hill, saw,
for the very first time, NME's two-week old Cypress Hill cover story. He
'freaked out' over this 'f_cked up s_it' and cannot believe the same
journalist and the same photographer have been sent to exactly the same
place to cover Eminem. This morning, for many hours, the story looked to be
cancelled outright.


Paul: 'Can I have a word?'


Oh dear, NME is up before the beak. We're in Eminem's own office, a
smallish room housing a leathery sofa, a red punch bag, a five-foot wide TV
and some filing cabinets (no desk). Here, for ten minutes of an already
short, hour long interview time-slot, NME is quizzed over the 'mocking' tone
of the speech-bubble Cypress cover image (such matters are the Editor's
decision alone) and 'the gay issue' as it's now become known, with reference
to Sen Dog's ill advised 'honest' opinions which Paul 'didn't know about'.


Now, with Eminem's new LP making liberal use of the 'f_ggot' word, he's
convinced this NME 'team' are hip-hop hunt saboteurs, deliberately sent to
mock and expose the world's hip-hop heroes as anti-gay bigots. Which is
absolutely what it looks like (and was never the case). Thus, declares Paul
there will be no talk today of 'f_ggots'. Just last night Eminem told Paul
he wants to talk, these days, 'about the music'. And that's that. And now
the interview can proceed.


Ten minutes later ... oh look it's MC Hammer. Haw haw, no it's not, it's
Eminem wielding a very large hammer in the direction of NME's head. Not
content with the 'raping', he's now, it seems, going to kill me. Goodbye,
readers, it was a blast while it lasted.


'This,' he's saying, 'is for the journalist who asks the wrong question. 
(Begins attacking punchbag, bawls really really really loudly) 
AAAAAAAARGHHHH! I'm sorry! (Absolutely screaming his head off) SORRY! 
I'M SO! FUCKIN' SOH-RAAY!!!! (Now bawling out of open window) I'M SOOOO
FUCKING SOH-RAAAAAYY!' And now Paul's come back in to see what all the fuss
is about, already. 'I'll take this away', says Paul, pinching the hammer
off him and leaving.


For the next ten minutes, as interview time evaporates completely, a farce
ensues, Eminem spilling an entire can of coke, accidentally, all over the
floor, for which he blames NME, Paul is summoned back in to mop it up around
our feet with a woman wielding some Flash carpet cleaner. Then, finally,
we're alone.


'Drugs,' says Eminem, out of nowhere, 'I love drugs. D'you wanna do some
Ecstasy?' It's a sick, sad, sadistic, selfish, violent, hedonistic,
bewildering, hateful, hysterical, insecure, paranoid, speeded-up, Godless
and loveless world run on greed, fear and injustice and Eminem is its
mirror, the first Hip-Hop Superstar of Self-Loathing, the worlds first
'white-trash'/trailer trash' icon, his place in history already secured as
Jerry Springer: The Musical. You either turn the misery into mirth, or you
kill yourself, and where Eminem has thought hard about the latter [ once he
downed 20 sleeping tablets which only made him throw up ] he settled instead
with the former.


Born Marshall Bruce Mathers III on October 17, 1974, he was raised all over
Detroit's underclass neighbourhoods by his 17-year old mother, Debbie, and
no father, who he's still never met. Marshall and Debbie lived on welfare,
he moved schools four times a year, she popped pills (Tylenol, she
'introduced' him to it), he discovered hip-hop, aged nine, through his uncle
Ronnie, who was Marshall's age. At 12 he helped raise his half brother
Nathan and meanwhile, was beaten up continually, usually by black kids,
once, aged 15, so badly he sustained a brain haemorrhage and was
hospitalised in a coma for nine days. That year, he failed the ninth grade
three times and dropped, his mother telling him to 'get a fucking job' while
she played bingo all day, he alleged. He's been shot at, held at gun point,
known suicide (his beloved Uncle Ron, aged 19), murder (his Uncle Todd shot
his brother-in-law dead) and all the while became a unique and exceptional
MC, while simultaneously being booed off stages by the predominantly black
Detroit hip-hop scenesters and told to give it up, white boy and move into
rock 'n' roll. He worked as a minimum wage cook from age 16, had a long
standing on-off relationship with his girlfriend Kim, saw the birth of his
daughter Hailie Jade on Christmas Day, 1996 and was duly sacked from his
job. Something snapped and Eminem effectively did kill himself, replacing
his rap persona with the venomous alter-ego Slim Shady while living with Kim
in crack-house neighbourhoods with bullets flying through the trailer
windows. Over two years Marshall and Kim were robbed of four TVs and five
videos and, one time, the robber took everything but the couches and the
beds; pillows, clothes, silverware, everything. He was discovered in '97 by
Dr Dre via the LA Rap Olympics, signed to Dre's post-NWA Aftermath label on
Interscope, recorded 'The Slim Shady LP' in 12 days, start to finish. On
its release, Debbie duly filed a $10million lawsuit for defamation over the
most infamous line in '99's global hip-hop anthem, "My Name Is": 'I just
found out my mom does more dope'n I do'. This suit remains in litigation,
Debbie insisting, from the outset, 'Marshall was raised in an alcohol and
drug free environment'.


Today, Eminem's life is tattooed all over his body: arguments with Kim
resulting in a tombstone tattooed on his stomach; 'Kim: RIP (Rot in
Pieces)', a mosaic of magic mushrooms all over a shoulder, underneath which
is written 'Ronnie RIP' while 'Hailie Jade' runs the length of his forearm.


Eminem is a great deal more serious, alone, than you'd ever imagine. He
speaks slowly and carefully, slouched down into the back of the sofa. He
loathes interviews. He has no grand philosophies to offer on the events of
his turbulent life, he doesn't blame, not his family, his country or the
world, and merely accepts, 'I been through a lotta sh_t'. For today, at
least, forget poverty, politics and the meaning of it all, his greatest new
enemy is the gleaming toothed-spectre of teen pop.


'Boy/girl bands', he's seething, 'little watered-down pop groups, made
bands, somebody sticks 'em together and makes something that's artificial,
that's f_ckin' phoney, knowwhumsayin'?'


It's bizarre, almost like he's just noticed it for the first time. Then
again, it's never been this ridiculous, never, ever. But perhaps it's also
personal.


Did you feel you were categorised alongside them? You'd become a teenage
scream-fest icon and a great many 12 year olds don't care whether you're
Eminem or a member of N-Sync.


'Right' he furrows, 'I mean, the way that I look, people might confuse me
with that. If anybody listens to my record they'll know I'm not pop, but I
think it's the blonde hair thing'.


And you're terribly good looking as well, you see.


'Uh,' he says, startled, with the hint of a smile, 'thank you. But um.I
just wanna make sure that people don't put me in that category (becoming
annoyed) 'cos everytime I turn on a f_ckin' TV, I'm seein' a f_ckin'
boy/girl group, this sh_t is so f_ckin' corny, and it's so f_cking
commercial and so pop, this sh_t is fake, trash, horrible. (Shouts) Life is
not that happy! Life is not all about butterflies and birds and f_ckin'
singin' and bein' happy an' love songs and sh_t like that'.


Don't you blame the music industry itself? They've saturated the world and
the very young will always take what they are given.

'Yeah!' he booms. 'But this sh_t's gotta stop somewhere! You can only
rhyme f_ckin' 'fire' and 'desire' and 'heart' and 'fall apart' so many
times, knowwhumsayin', and I'm sick of seein' it, sick of hearin' it, and if
I lose my fans 'cos they find out Eminem doesn't like N Sync, I don't give a
f_ck, knowhumsayin', f_ck N Sync, f_ck Backstreet Boys, f_ck Britney Spears,
f_ck Christina Aguilera, f_ck all that bullsh_t, that sh_t is trash to me,
f_ckin no talent, knowhumsayin'?'

How come you've reffered to all these boy bands as f_ggots? And we're going
to talk about this once, and talk about it fast, OK?

'F_ggot to me', begins Eminem wearily, the world's first erstwhile Hip-Hop
gay icon, 'doesn't necessarily mean gay person. F_ggot to me means p_ssy,
cissy, if you're a man, be a man, knowwhumsayin' that's the worse thing you
can say to a man, it's like callin' 'em a girl, whether he's gay or not. 
Growing up, me and my friends, f_ggot was a word, like (Whiny teenage
derision), 'your're bein' a f_ckin' f_g, man, you're bein' a f_g', nobody
really thought gay person, I never thought, 'You're bein' a gay person.' I
don't give a sh_t about gay, if they wanna be then that's their f_ckin'
business. (Holds hands up) Don't try that sh_t on me, don't come around me
with that sh_t but, hey, as long as they ain't hurtin' nobody, ain't hurtin'
me, whatever, be gay, do your thing, if you take it in the a_s, you take it
in the a_s, you suck di_k, whatever, that's your business, knowhumsayin'? 
Just don't come around me with that sh_t, that's all.'

Why would that freak you out so much anyway?

'(Addresses NME as an alien) Why would it freak me out? A man suckin'
another man's di_k?! I just said it! A man suckin' another man's di_k.'

Why go on about it all the time? This obsession? Who, you know, gives a
sh_t?

'It's because hip-hop is all about manhood,' he states, 'it's about
competition, about bein' macho and it just goes with the territory. I don't
think people sit there and focus on it in the hip-hop community. If you're
battling another dude in a freestyle battle, calling him a f_ggot, you're
choppin' down their manhood. But I don't sit and think about it. To tell
you the truth. And I'd rather go on to something else, if we may.'

So now you 'know'. It's all, of course, about culture and politics, the
'f_ggot' conundrum as fundamental to hip-hop as Benjamins, blunts and
bi_ches. The ghetto, the underclass, call it what you will, is an
emasculated place, void of the male 'birth right' of dignified work, money,
power, security and paternal respect. For the most part it's fatherless,
fueled by pain and a hatred for the men who quite simply f_cked and left.

Hence the hip-hop hero is a Superman. He's no liberal, he's got a problem,
no wonder, but he's not the man planting the bombs to blow the gay man's
limbs off. Eminem and Sen Dog are as homophobic as the average man in the
street. Target them all you like, but there's a handful of pop stars on the
planet, and several million geezers, and they're always geezers, in the pubs
across the globe a billion times worse that they are. The world remains
f_cked. In the meantime, you do what you can, fight the fight and know thy
real enemy. Knowhumsayin?

Eminem, it must be said, employs the most effective use of the word 'f_ck'
you ever did hear. It comes out of his mouth like a super-speed, super
sting, bare skin whiplash. Expert's precision. It's incredibly sexual. 
But he probably won't appreciate that one bit. He's still reeling from
becoming sex symbol. 'I wasn't cute before', he's seething, 'and suddenly
girls are throwing themselves at you, literally, it was extremely f_cking
weird to me.'

Are you deliberately trying to alienate your really young fans with this
record?

'Ah, not really. I wasn't trying to do that. I was trying to speak my
mind. (Makes lengthy speech about Will Smith 'offending' him with his line,
'Write one verse without a curse') Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps
to sell records, good for him, I do 'cos this is me, so f_ck him and f_ck
you too, knowhumsayin'?'

Are you tired of being funny?

'Um'..yes and no. I've just grown up. (Becoming annoyed) 'Cos people didn't
get it! So maybe just for this album, I don't feel like being funny
anymore, knowhumsayin?! I feel like I'm dead serious this time I'm a MC.'

Last time I went home to see my mother I found her in the shed standing next
to a shovel and thought about battering her over the head with it,
specifically because of one of your lyrics; are you pleased with that
reaction?

(Flatly) Slim Shady is very pleased. He tells you he's very proud of you.

But she's a pensioner. The woman's got angina!

'What's that?'

A heart condition

Slim: '(Sarcastically) Oh sh_t. I'm very sorry about that.'

Oh dear. You seem really bloody unhappy to me, quite frankly.

Slim: 'To tell you the truth,' he states, evenly, 'fame is not all it's
cracked up to be. Fame is work, it's a lotta bullsh_t. My life story, my
life, is like, for the public to view now. And that sh_t don't make me
happy. It's a Catch-22, I'm thankful for every fan that I get, but on the
other hand, I'm not happy, I've had to deal with racism, critics, reporters
askin' stoopid f_ckin' questions, being too personal, about my life, or my
daughter, something like that. I gotta keep some sense of privacy about me,
some sh_t just isn't peoples business, knowhumsayin'?"

D'you regret being so open in the first place?

Slim: 'No, I don't regret it, 'cos I'd rather be asked for autographs and
pictures than not, knowhumsayin', but at the same time I can't say I enjoy
24/seven. I'm not gonna lie.'

Welcome, then, to Celebrity Lifestyle 2000: The Truth. The Eminem
Phenomenon is, in fact, a precise microcosm of the nature of nu-celebrity
itself, in a world where you do become, literally overnight, a Superstar. 
From the moment you wake up the morning after, The Machine will put you to
work in the supersonic media conveyor belt to burnout oblivion, a gigantic,
multi-layered global conspiracy to exploit your moment, for maximum profit,
no matter the cost to your mind, your soul, your relationships, your music
or your future. If you're Westlife you go mad, you lie, you grin and bear
it. If you're Graham out of Blur/Richie Manic/Kurt Cobain you go mad and
take it out on yourself. If you're Eminem, you go mad, you get madder and
madder and you take it out on the immediate world around you. He's obsessed
with other peoples opinions. He watches himself on TV and doesn't recognise
what he sees. 'It's like I don't know who I am', he says.

You've a massive battle self-consciousness, haven't you?

Slim: 'Huh?'

You're super self aware. And it'll lead to the asylum rocking chair, mate,
and we don't want that.

Slim: 'Yeah, but I'm humble. I'm confident, but I'm humble. It's just now
I've got an opportunity to speak on it, I'm gonna f_ckin' dish it back to
everybody who gave it to me. That's the one part that I do love about it. 
I sit back and wait for people to diss me. Who's the next person? And if
someone does diss me I will f_ckin' demolish your self esteem. I will
f_ckin' say everything I can in my f_ckin' power to hurt you and make you
wanna jump off a f_ckin' bridge'. 'knowhumsayin'? (Taps temple) I think I
was given this ability to put words together like I do, in order to do this.
That's how I came up, in hip-hop circles, in battles, Mcing, and through
arguments with my mother, fights with my girl, period, that's just how I am.
I'm a very spiteful person if you do me wrong.'

Do you run on vengeance?

Slim: (Immediately) 'Yeah'

That's your main motivation?

Slim: 'Yeah. Probably. As far as ... yeah.'

Has being successful made you like yourself any more?

Slim: 'No. It's the same.' He sinks further into the sofa. 'I honestly
did think, once I got my record deal and sh_t, that I wouldn't have sh_t to
talk about. I thought, 'What if sh_t is all happy? What if it is all good?
And I'm not mad any more?'

So you feared happy?

Slim: 'Yeah! I did, I guess. That I wouldn't have the venom and the f_ckin'
fire.'

And then, would you believe, he returns once again, to the greatest source
of his new-found 'venom and fire', this time in the form of the yodelsome
pop-gonk Christina Aguilera.
'Christina Aguilera!' he's blaring, 'on MTV, talking about my personal
f_ckin' business on MTV?'

What d'you mean? What's she been saying?

Slim: 'She was sittin' around with her little giggly-ass friends,' he spits,
'they picked my video, in the top ten of her favourite videos or some sh_t,
and I had respected her until she said this about me: she said something
about Eminem and then one of the friends said (Girly-wirly voice) 'Yeah he's
cute, but isn't he married, though?' And totally blew it. Like me being
married, I wasn't trying to blow that sh_t up and make it a f_cking huge
issue, I got married, that's my personal f_ckin' business! (Girly-wirly
voice) 'I think he's married, yeah, and doesn't he have this song about
killing his baby's mother and' stuffin' her in the trunk? Y'know, I always
tell my friends, domestic violence and blah blah blah blah blah blah.' First
of all that song was not meant to be taken seriously, that song was my sick
psychotic thoughts, 'cos she doesn't know what was goin' on in my personal
life when I wrote that song, my daughter was being kept from me, but what
she doesn't know, what the giggly little girl doesn't know, is that the same
girl that I said I stuffed in a f_ckin' trunk I married! I married her. 
Y'knowhumsayin'? So she was runnin her mouth and not knowing the f_ckin'
facts.'

You don't take much too lightly do you?

Slim: 'No, I don't take that shit lightly!'

And so it comes to light that Eminem, some time in the past six months,
married his childhood sweetheart, the girl immortalised on his stomach by a
tombstone.

How did you propose?

Slim: '(Appalled) Propose? I said 'Let's get married, bee-yitch'.

'To tell you the truth,' says Eminem today, 'I have more money than I know
what to do with.'

In one year. That's bizarre.

'Yeah,' he nods, matter-of-factly, 'I went from not being able to afford
nothing to limitless money, almost.'

Well, at least that's been fantastic, hasn't it? Some form of real
security, for the first time, at last?

'It is,' he says, ' 'cos I can buy my daughter anything she wants, any time
she wants it. And that's the best feeling in the world. And that's when I
realise what I'm doing all this sh_t for. I like the music and I have fun
recording music, but I'm not selfish, if it's not making money and it's not
putting food on the f_ckin' table, I'm not gonna' keep doin' it for ever. 
Hip-hop is in my blood and I feel like I was meant to do this but, y'know,
what it all boils down to is, I'm not gonna be young forever. Next in line
is my daughter. She's gonna have everything when she grows up. And she's
gonna be able to go to college and be something I wasn't. 'Cos if I didn't
have this rap sh_t right now, I wouldn't have anything. I'd be a cook. So
what it all boils down to, as much as I hate doin' the interviews and photo
shoots and all the extra work that comes with the territory, that's what I'm
doin' it for. So that my daughter's future is secure. So that when I die,
if she never makes anything of herself, God forbid, I want her to do
something, be a model, do music, be a doctor, anything, I'm gonna have that
money there for her, but if she doesn't become anything, she'll still have
that money knowhumsayin'? I want her future to be set.'

And it's much more important to you than your own future?

'Yeah,' balks Eminem, and frowns deep into the bridge of his nose, like he's
never heard anything so ridiculous in all his life, 'of course it's more
important to me than my own. It's about her now. We're put here to make
children. That's the reality of it. We're here to reproduce. And I
reproduced. So now my life is for her.'

And this, make no mistake, is the most emphatic statement Marshall Mathers,
Eminem or Slim Shady when he was screaming his head off, has made all day. 
By a million billion miles.

Seeing as you're three people now 'Marshall, Eminem, or Slim' ... if those
3 were walking down the street towards you, how would you describe them?

Slim: 'Marshall Mathers would be a regular person,' muses the living
embodiment of the 21st Century, 'Eminem would be a nice guy and Slim Shady
would be a f_ckin' a_shole, a complete di_k.'

Which one d'you want for a friend?

Slim: 'Marshall'

Which one d'you most admire?

Slim: 'Slim Shady'

Who'd win in a fight?

Slim: 'Slim Shady'

Who's the smartest?

Slim: 'Eminem'

Who's the loser?

Slim: 'Marshall'

Who's the winner?

Slim: 'Slim Shady'